LYRICS - THE UNBEARABLE
LOUDNESS OF STUPIDITY

MAYBE I BUILT A WALL

Beauty lies in the eyes of the beerholder

you said out loud with a smile

but that changed all

when you realised

that we needed it more than you

I don’t need anyone to feel alright

and I cannot recall

if I saw you

when I was here

maybe I built a wall

just for you

maybe I have not spent

time thinking ‘bout you

Beauty is timeless but I’ve got no time

Gotta spend some more money, fine

can someone buy

me a little time

cuz I need it more than you

I don’t need anyone to feel alright

were we friends once before?

I am not so

sure anymore

maybe I built a wall

just for you

maybe I have not spent

time thinking bout you

about you

maybe I have not spent

time thinking bout you

DANCING IN THE MOONLIGHT

I’m indifferent, I’m indifferent

but I don’t care, at all

nobody cares what I’m wearing outside

yet I spend as much time as a first-time bride

nobody cares if I am cool or not

yet I have at home stored, a quite expensive skateboard

my skateboard’s great, my skateboard’s great

but I can’t skate, at all

I’ve got a record player, makes me feel cool

but it is for display only, I’m such a tool

i buy a hipster hat despite being old

but I soon realize, that my ears are so cold

this is my moonlight, and I’m dancing til its bright

this is my moonlight, I’m myself and its alright

I’m indifferent, I’m indifferent

but I don’t care, at all

this is my moonlight, and I’m dancing til its bright

this is my moonlight, I’m myself and its alright

HAPPINESS

I check my phone

And I check it once more

Right after that

I check it again

I check my phone

But there is no update

I check again

Not feeling great

What is it all for, you know?

Why do I get up today?

What is it all for, you know?

Do I waste my life away?

How can I avoid more stress?

How can I find happiness?

How can I not be a mess?

Or at least a little less?

I check my phone

I’ve almost forgotten

I am at home

Feeling alone

What is it all for, you know?

Why do I get up today?

What is it all for, you know?

Do I waste my life away?

Why do I work so damn hard?

Why do I mow my backyard?

Why do I drink so much wine?

Why am I always online?

How can I avoid more stress?

How can I find happiness?

How can I not be a mess?

Or at least a little less?

FALLING APART

when the whole world seems against you

there is absolutely nothing you could do

in your view everything black will stay black

abyss one step away

falling apart is also an art

letting darkness in to start healing

start anew when you are ready to

know we will be here for you

none of this is your fault but you

have to find a way to solve it anyway

look around, there are colours everywhere

start to redraw your life

falling apart is also an art

letting darkness in to start healing

stop looking for a sign

recolour line by line

making mistakes is fine

always ahead

further ahead

falling apart is also an art

letting darkness in to start healing

start anew when you are ready to

know we will be here for you

if the grey sky drags you down

don’t look at it if you feel like you might drown

don’t ever quit

help is everywhere if you can say yes

farewell despair

SIMPLE LIFE (FEAT. THE KIND HILLS)

I just want a simple life

I can walk with you there’s no reason to drive

And your words and company mean more than gifts, to me

When I feel alone no thing

Can warm up my heart like all the love that you bring

Let’s go out for a walk in the fog

We don’t need more

I just want a simple life

I don’t need stuff to feel alive

Shopping, ordering, pay and pay

Then throwing it away

GEEZER LEMONADE

Somebody told me long ago that

Dreams cannot be destroyed

Finally I had all the courage

and I got self-employed

When I build up on the sidewalk,

and I sell my lemonade

and I give it all I got, I’m not afraid

Organic and fresh, hand squeezed with sugar or not

They’re healthy and good and also don’t cost a lot

Crafting a sign more beautiful than

Any sign done before

Beautiful cups in different sizes

So they will come back for more

I smile at all the passers-by

and try my best to persuade

They will be astonished by my lemonade

Organic and fresh, hand squeezed with sugar or not

They’re healthy and good and also don’t cost a lot

Nobody wants to buy geezer lemonade

I’m glad that I tried, now I’m back in my old trade

JUST ONE LAST DRINK

Your party is alright

But one beer’s enough

One more drink

One more drink

One more drink

Just one more

My intentions they are pure

Then I drink too much for sure

This will be the greatest day

For you and me

This will be the greatest day

This will be the greatest day

This will be the greatest day

For you and me

Why, why am I still here?

I could be in bed

One more drink

One more drink

One more drink

Just one more

My intentions they are pure

Then I drink too much for sure

This will be the greatest day

For you and me

This will be the greatest day

This will be the greatest day

This will be the greatest day

For you and me

ZERO REGRETS

cant always feel fine

always feel fine

always feel fine

I don’t wanna cry

I wanna smile

thinking of you

all of the beers that we had

and for every moment I’m glad

the sun is out

now the city has lost all its pull

can it become again beautiful?

Jury is out

can’t always feel fine

always feel fine

always feel fine

I don’t wanna cry

I wanna smile

thinking of you

something was special alright

and I had many plans on the side

it seemed so bright

and we’re driving around anywhere

for the rest of my life that’s just fair

zero regrets

can’t always feel fine

always feel fine

always feel fine

I don’t wanna cry

I wanna smile

thinking of you

ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DRUNKS

I work a lot I take it serious

I lead a team I’m imperious

I love it all, I can play hardball

when I am off I like to work out

Sunday is church, I am devout

cook healthy food, relax with a stout

and all my friends are a bunch of drunks

and all my friends are a bunch of drunks

and all my friends are a bunch of drunks

like me

if you’re too strong we will laugh at you

not at your face, we’re not crazy

we wanna stay alive like jay-z

and all my friends are a bunch of drunks

and all my friends are a bunch of drunks

and all my friends are a bunch of drunks

like me

and all my friends are a bunch of drunks

and all my friends are a bunch of drunks

and all my friends are a bunch of drunks

like me

all of my friends have girlfriends or wives

we all live ordinary lives

in the old days, we were the high-fives

when we are out in local hip bars

we do not talk about fast cars

we don’t comment on a ladies’ arse

all of my friends are truly great

we are way too drunk to debate

dinner at eight

but when it’s eight

they are all late

and all my friends are a bunch of drunks

and all my friends are a bunch of drunks

and all my friends are a bunch of drunks

like me

and all my friends are a bunch of drunks

and all my friends are a bunch of punks

and all my friends are a bunch of drunks

like me

BREAKFAST WITH BILLY

my Kentucky holiday

was quite lucky gotta say

I met bonnie prince billy

and he seemed so kind to me

asked me if I want coffee

his stories are much better than mine

all best things happen

down by the river

and I feel so free

world is good to me

today

I sigh

he told me his favourite bird

we tried to solve a crossword

our lives are all we got

and we both like them a lot

different lives but we’re the same

will Oldham is just a decent guy

he shows me a place

down by the river

and I feel so free

world is good to me

today

I sigh

BY MY SIDE

My TV’s broke

so am i

not a joke

I’m not a bear

can’t afford

cut my hair

yet she stays right by my side

and her smile is big and wide

she can see something in me that I can’t even if I tried

I like to play

Pokémon

every day

she’s into me

but in bed

I’m lazy

yet she stays right by my side

and her smile is big and wide

she can see something in me that I can’t even if I tried

yet she stays right here with me

and she’s smiling happily

she can see something in me that’s on the inside, it must be

I don’t know much but I do

I’m lucky I have you

when I’m down you get me up

just like a real grown-up

you’re beautiful and I’m a mess

together we’re the best

oh yeah

LYRICS - FUN CRUMBLES EP

QUIET TIME

waking up to the bird sounds
waking up with the world

morning air, fresh and healing
quiet start to my day

but then my family they wake up
they want so many things from me
and while I’m almost losing my mind
somehow I'm pretty happy

it is late, moon is up high
i doze off with the world

but then my family they wake up
they want so many things from me
and while I’m almost losing my mind
somehow I'm pretty happy

there is no me-time
there’s only you time
but that is totally fine

there is no me-time
there’s only you time
but i am on cloud nine
I am

I SHOULD BE SAD BUT I AM NOT

when life gives you lemons they come with a citrus allergy

don't you act surprised and don't dwell in self pity

I should be sad but i am not
should be sad but i am not
should be sad but i am not
should be sad but i am not

i lost almost everything that has ever been dear to me
finding joy in all the little things is the key

I should be sad but i am not
should be sad but i am not
should be sad but i am not
should be sad but i am not

I should be sad but i am not
should be sad but i am not
should be sad but i am not
should be sad but i am not

I should be sad but i am not
should be sad but i am not
should be sad but i am not
should be sad but i am not

A YEAR WITHOUT BEER

It’s been the best year of my life

Always much fun I felt alive

But friends and wife tell me I’m juvenile

And they say I need to take a break for a while

I watch the clouds in my backyard

Feels pretty nice like a postcard

But like a postcard it gets boring fast

And while it’s okay I am not having a blast

I am dry like a desert

And boring like one too

And I am an introvert too

Didn’t know

I am having deep discussions

And I’m thinking about my life

Doesn’t mean that I sleep any better

I didn’t care about the superficial blur

I don’t know what to do

As I’m waiting for you

To return to my life some time real soon

It is nice to be here

With my friends and with you

But it could be even better with beer

So many weeks and months have

Passed and I’m still here

But I feel it’s getting time to

Getting back after a year

And I feel it’s getting time to

Drink a beer

But my friends they do not agree

And neither does my family

And my wife shows me her dispraise

Cuz I have been dry just for days

AUSTRALIA

I wanna live in Australia

like I used to when I was young

Magpies laughing in my ear

way too early from the backyard

planned was just a single beer

bacchanal you are a bastard

memories from yesteryear

they’re fading

but they’ll always be

I don’t know your old stuff

I really don’t care

Don’t know your new stuff either

Got a new apartment

baby it is red

playin’ my favourite songs in bed

I wanna do all the silly things

maybe tune it down a little

It felt we were having wings

changed your mind before hospital

planned was just a single beer

how did we get back to your place?

memories from yesteryear

they’re fading

but they’ll always be

I don’t know your old stuff

I really don’t care

Don’t know your new stuff either

Got a new apartment

baby it is red

playin’ my favourite songs in bed

all those little pieces together

they amount to who I’m now

pieces don’t fit

i must admit

like a broken mosaic forever

it’s much cooler to live in past tense

looking back life makes more sense

shelter of time

like a fine wine

your memories get better with time

all those little pieces together

they amount to who I’m now

pieces don’t fit

i must admit

like a broken mosaic forever

it’s much cooler to live in past tense

looking back life makes more sense

shelter of time

like a fine wine

your memories get better with time

ALL ALONE

I’m all alone

and everybody is gone

noone’s here with me just

myself

on my own

and i got no company

noone else is home

just me

i’m all alone

and noone is around

noone makes a sound

just me

on my own

and i got no company

no friends and family

just me

it’s the best day of my life

I can do what i want im alive

no responsibilities

just me

it feels like

the best time

in my life for a long time

I feel light

I feel right

and i do what i want

it feels like

the best time

in my life for a long time

I feel light

I feel right

and i do what i want

but I know it only feels so great

because i am not alone

i am loved they’re just not here right now

it feels like

the best time

in my life for a long time

I feel light

I feel right

and i do what i want

LYRICS - IMPROVISED SINKING EP

THE END

one day

warm becomes cold

and bright becomes dark

life’s no walk in the park

silence

is expanding

like the universe is too

might this really be the end

for you and me and everything us?

will you be a memory

soon and then slowly fading away?

one light more that’s flickering

oh what will the future bring?

future won’t bring it will take

one light more is now at stake

life can be a hurricane

and you are in the eye of the storm

but one day it moves away

and all is broken, in disarray

one light more that’s flickering

oh what will the future bring?

future won’t bring it will take

one light more is now at stake

one light more that’s flickering

future dangles on a string

there’s still quite a shining glow

but darkness is close

SAVE ME

can somebody save me

can somebody save me

i’m stuck here

and i lost my key

and I walk away

only in my mind

to my bed

I’m confined

can somebody save me

can somebody save me

i’m stuck here

and i lost my key

i am working out a while

i am travelling with a smile

and I can go out all

day and all night

just like normal people might

and I walk away

only in my mind

to my bed

I’m confined

can somebody save me

can somebody save me

my life is

becoming 2-D


can somebody save me

can somebody save me

from listening

to tennessee

and I walk away

only in my mind

to my bed

I’m confined

can somebody save me

can somebody save me

i’m stuck here

and i lost my key

can somebody save me

can somebody save me

my life is

becoming 2-D

LYRICS - HAPPY DAYS ALBUM

HAPPY DAYZ

All water that you drink
Making you ill
All the food you can buy
Poisonous too

But life is good and
And pharma does

Care all about us
And there are pills

A lot of pills
They make you better
A while

Oceans die
Species too
You’re feeling blue
Draught and heat
And our meet
Pumped full of drugs

Before you feel
Bad or worse
You go on youtube
There’s funny stuff
A lot of it
You’re feeling better
Right now

Right now I feel so great and whole
I love life with heart and soul
Happy days are here
Let’s enjoy a beer

Now I feel so great and whole
I love life with heart and soul
Happy days are here
Let’s enjoy a beer

Oceans rise
Cultures sink
Making you think
But thinking hurts
so take a break
Let’s eat a cake

Right now I feel so great and whole
I love life with heart and soul
Happy days are here
Let’s enjoy a beer

Now I feel so great and whole
I love life with heart and soul
Happy days are here
Let’s enjoy a beer

USED TO BE FUN

Somebody told me
That he liked me more

When i was funny

And not such a bore

Gotta get to my babe

Gotta get to my lady now

Gotta get to my babe

Gotta get to my lady now

Somebody told me

I never decide

Before approval

From my future bride

Gotta get to my babe

Gotta get to my lady now

Gotta get to my babe

Gotta get to my lady now

I used to party hard

Now I’m just an old fart

Reading books in my backyard

I like my old me still

But parties are no thrill

The next day you need advil

Somebody told me

I’m no fun at all

These days I’m walking

But I used to crawl

Somebody told me

How early I leave

Party all day was

Easy to achieve

Gotta get to my babe

Gotta get to my lady now

Gotta get to my babe

Gotta get to my lady now

I used to party hard

Now I’m just an old fart

Reading books in my backyard

I like my old me still

But parties are no thrill

The next day you need advil

Beer o'clock

I don’t care when it is beer o'clock

I don’t care when it is beer o'clock
Have a tea with me

Have a tea with me

Have a tea with me

Have a tea with me

Have a tea with me

Have a tea with me

LIE DOWN

You don’t see the path no more
And you are cold
Hiking’s never been your thing

Going, further
Won’t do you no good

Gotta lie down
Down to the ground
Everytime life feels crashing down
Gotta stay low
Just for a while
You gonna get through it I know

You may feel like drowning
But drowning won’t help
You will be washed up again
You can try to run, yes
But it will be
Always right there by your side

Higher, faster
Won’t do you no good

Gotta lie down
Down to the ground
Everytime life feels crashing down
Gotta stay low
Just for a while
You gonna get through this I know

GIRLFRIEND

She’s much better than me

She enables me to grow

She provides feedback on

All the things I do

She gives me advice on things

Helps me choose my clothes

She’s concerned about my health

And that I drink too much

She encourages me to organize

Romantic dinners and a surprise

She documents

My improvements

But they are not enough

She pushes me

To make more money

And spend more time with her

I am a lucky guy

To have a girl like her

Be with a girl like her

That’s what she says to me

I am a lucky guy

To have a girl like her

Be with a girl like her

That’s what she says to me

I am a lucky guy

To have a girl like her

Be with a girl like her

That’s what she says to me

I WISH YOU ALL THE REST

Life is peachy
Life is carefree
You and I are the best team that’s ever been
Our future
Will be bright and
Our love will grow forever more and more
Til you say sorry and then walk out the door

And I wish you all the rest
And I wish you all the rest
And I wish you all the rest
Need to run off

And I wish you all the rest
And I wish you all the rest
And I wish you all the rest
I’m hurt enough

We can’t fight it
We can’t right it
We can’t light the love again
We can’t fight it
And despite it
We will fall in love again

Me and my girl
At a party
We are both young and we are both pretty drunk
Can you sleep with
Me she’s asking
I say not here and go downstairs to my friends
So she grabs a random guy to fornicate

And I wish you all the rest
And I wish you all the rest
And I wish you all the rest
Need to run off

And I wish you all the rest
And I wish you all the rest
And I wish you all the rest
I’m hurt enough
We can’t fight it
We can’t right it
We can’t light the love again
We can’t fight it
And despite it
We will fall in love again

And i wish you all the rest
And i wish you all the rest
And i wish you all the rest
Need to run off

We can’t fight it
We can’t right it
We can’t light the love again
We can’t fight it
And despite it
We will fall in love again

THE WIND

Wait, I’ll be going

I’m just too tired now

My skin in roasted

I am drowning in sweat

Winter is here

summer is gone

I have a beer

Because now life can move on

After the heat

I will not stay

Summer was awful

Now I’m ok

Any way the wind blows now

Any way the wind blows now

Any way the wind blows now

Any way the wind blows now

Nobody knows

Where the wind blows

I got no plan

And I don’t care if it shows

I drift around

I’m having fun

Leaning back watching

Where my life goes

Any way the wind blows now

Any way the wind blows now

Any way the wind blows now

Any way the wind blows now

I met a girl

She was alright

We had a fight

And I was single by night

I met a girl

Feels like a dream

Can’t be forever

Life is a stream

This you cannot change

It’s just a fading, weighting life

This you cannot change

It’s just a fading, weighting life

Any way the wind blows now

Any way the wind blows now

Any way the wind blows now

Any way the wind blows now

Any way the wind blows now

Any way the wind blows now

Any way the wind blows now

Any way the wind blows now

HALF-MOON

Sluggishly thin fog crawls by

From nearby hidden lakes

I catch the first morning light

As millions of birds awake

Meandering through the town

A maze of roads and trails

I almost bump into you

You’re nervously bite your nails

For me it’s just a half-moon

But for you the moon is half-full

Once again my life’s begun

And I found a place in the sun

Two slightly lost but free souls

Walking further side by side

All words remain unspoken

My future trophy bride

For me it’s just a half-moon

But for you the moon is half-full

Once again my life’s begun

And I found a place in the sun

For me it’s just a half-moon

But for you the moon is half-full

Once again my life’s begun

And I found a place in the sun

Once again my life’s begun

And I found a place in the sun

YOU'RE NOT ALONE

Your friend is a four just on the crazy scale

maybe you’re a nine yourself

I have never ever met a one myself

Everybody’s little weird

My mind, my mind’s

A creep almost all the time

Half my own thoughts

I would never say out loud

You’re not alone out there

Everyone else is weird as well

You’re not alone out there

Everyone else is weird as hell

Somebody hides it well

Somebody anyone can tell

You’re not alone, you’re not alone

I’m also weird

You may be kind and nice

Or a sociopath

You may struggle through life

And you’re always tired

And on top of all that you are still weird

You’re not alone out there

Everyone else is weird as well

You’re not alone out there

Everyone else is weird as hell

Somebody hides it well

Somebody anyone can tell

You’re not alone, you’re not alone

We’re also weird

HEY GIRL!

Last night you kissed me with your tears

But you know what I want

I don’t care I’m still drinking beers

But you know what I mean

Hey girl, I’m fed up with you baby

Hey girl I’m fed up with you baby

Hey girl I’m fed up with you baby

Oh no more

Hey girl I’m fed up with you baby

You hold me tight and tight and tight

You know my love is gone

Your voice is pretty and weak as beaver

Do I leave you alone

Hey girl, I’m fed up with you baby

Hey girl I’m fed up with you baby

Hey girl I’m fed up with you baby

Oh no more

Hey girl I’m fed up with you baby